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  • ???:

    Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear... oh. I forgot your name.

  • Heather:

    Who are you?

  • ???:

    Ok thanks. Happy birthday dear "Hooaryuu"~ Happy birthday to you! Happy 31st birthday!

  • Heather:

    Is this Leonard?

  • ???:

    That's the murderer's name. Not MY name. I'm not your beloved Stanley either. He's...underground now. His new name is...number seven~ heheheheheh... but don't worry about that now. It's time to celebrate your birthday!

  • Heather:

    You've got me mistaken for someone else, today's not my--

  • ???:

    I'm not mistaken!! Today IS your 24th birthday! And I have...a present for you. Which do you prefer? To give pain...or to recieve it? You can have the one you HATE the most! HehehehahahhahaHAHAHAHA!! Happy BIRTHDAY to you! *hangs up*

  • Heather:

    But you're wrong...it's not my birthday.

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